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“[F]ar from perfect, especially in the writing department.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’!
‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Gory Disappointment Read More
“The protagonists’ ultimate realization is not the problem but rather where to go from that point.” Read our full review of ‘The Bride!’!
Maggie Gyllenhaal’s ‘The Bride!’ Spoiler Review – ‘Joker’ For The Modern Gothic Nerds Read More
A viscerally intense horror film that has little in terms of a theme. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Primate’!
‘Primate’ Non-Spoiler Review – A No Frills Killer Chimp Film Read More
“Nobody deserves to have their lives put at risk. Actions do not always speak louder than words.” Read our full review of ‘The Running Man’!
Edgar Wright & Michael Bacall’s ‘The Running Man’ (Spoiler Review) – An Accurate Adaptation Of Stephen King’s Action Political Thriller Novel Read More
“[A] movie that draws on collectivism is a perfect cinematic match.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘One Battle After Another’!
‘One Battle After Another’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Cinematic Revolution Read More
“[A] film that leaves you wallowing as well as oddly comedically satisfied…” Read our full non-spoiler review of Zach Cregger’s ‘Weapons’!
Zach Cregger’s ‘Weapons’ (Non-Spoiler Review) – A Community In Grief Read More
Akiva Schaffer and his co-writers breathe new life into a breath-taking comical legacy sequel. Read our full review of ‘The Naked Gun’!
‘The Naked Gun’ (2025) Non-Spoiler Review – The Smell Of Greatness Read More
Welcome the long-awaited new member to the supernatural horror family. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Final Destination Bloodlines’!
‘Final Destination Bloodlines’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Legacy Sequel In A Post-9/11, Post-Pandemic Hell We Call Home Read More
“[A]nother brilliant masterclass” filmmaking feat in horror cinema history. Read our full non-spoiler review of Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’!
Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ (Non-Spoiler Review) | An Elegantly Bold & Infectious Cinematic Experience Read More
Robert Pattinson leads a cross-genre film adaptation full of odd, silly men. Read our full spoiler review of Bong Joon-ho’s ‘Mickey 17’!
Bong Joon-ho’s ‘Mickey 17’ Spoiler Review – An Uncanny Product From Pages To Screen Out Of The Tank Read More