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“[F]ar from perfect, especially in the writing department.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’!
‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Gory Disappointment Read More
“[A] lifeless, dull, and poor way to end this once exciting film series.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’!
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Disappointing End To The Horror Franchise Read More
“[A] film that leaves you wallowing as well as oddly comedically satisfied…” Read our full non-spoiler review of Zach Cregger’s ‘Weapons’!
Zach Cregger’s ‘Weapons’ (Non-Spoiler Review) – A Community In Grief Read More
Welcome the long-awaited new member to the supernatural horror family. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Final Destination Bloodlines’!
‘Final Destination Bloodlines’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Legacy Sequel In A Post-9/11, Post-Pandemic Hell We Call Home Read More
A decently fun horror comedy that is ultimately another title for the Max content farm. Read our full review of ‘The Parenting’!
‘The Parenting’ Non-Spoiler Review – Mild Haunted Hijinks Read More
A rhetorically sound cross-genre film starring up-and-coming faces in cinema. Read our non-spoiler review of Drew Hancock’s ‘Companion’!
Drew Hancock’s ‘Companion’ (Non-Spoiler Review) – ‘Lucy’ Meets ‘Terminator’ In A Cabin In The Woods Read More
“The film felt overly long for such an episodic premise.” Read our review of ‘The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim’!
‘The Lord Of The Rings: The War Of The Rohirrim’ Non-Spoiler Review | Grand Action & Stunning Visuals Shine In Unevenly Fun Prequel Read More
A sufficiently charming rom-com. Read our full review of ‘Sweethearts’, starring Kiernan Shipka and Nico Hiraga!
‘Sweethearts’ Non-Spoiler Review – An Underbaked But Charming Romantic Comedy Read More
A mystery thriller about generational trauma starring Dylan O’Brien, Eliza Scanlen, and Lauren Ambrose. Read our full review of ‘Caddo Lake’!
‘Caddo Lake’ (Max) Non-Spoiler Review – The Most Daring Diachronic Mystery Thriller Since ‘Westworld’ Read More
“Diehards should appreciate enough…” Read our full spoiler review of ‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’ Season 2!
‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’ Season 2 Spoiler Review – A Step Up & Down Read More