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A comedy thriller film with little characterization and steps over some boundaries. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Borderline’!
‘Borderline’ Non-Spoiler Review – An Awkward Angle Into An Ambivalent Ambience Read More
Read our coverage of this year’s opening night of Cinequest, including Samir Oliveros’s ‘The Luckiest Man in America’!
Opening Night at the 2025 Cinequest Film Festival Read More
A decently fun horror comedy that is ultimately another title for the Max content farm. Read our full review of ‘The Parenting’!
‘The Parenting’ Non-Spoiler Review – Mild Haunted Hijinks Read More
A cross-genre Shudder title about documenting murder that requires more commentary. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Bloody Axe Wound’!
‘Bloody Axe Wound’ (Shudder) Non-Spoiler Review – A Coming Of Rage Mess Read More
Stylish and visually sharp but seldom has anything meaningful to say. Read our non-spoiler review of Mark Anthony Green’s ‘Opus’!
‘Opus’ (A24) Non-Spoiler Review | Beautifully Shot Cult Thriller Is Surprisingly Shallow Read More
A surreal exchange of character performances between two old men deserves more. Read our review of ‘The Rule of Jenny Pen’!
‘The Rule Of Jenny Pen’ (IFC Films/ Shudder) Non-Spoiler Review – A Lackluster Attempt At Elderly Hell Read More
A ‘Die Hard’ copy that unfortunately fails to take advantage of its premise. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Cleaner’!
‘Cleaner’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Dull ‘Die Hard’ Derivative Read More
A goofy indie slasher flick that “needs to just pick a lane.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘I Heart Willie’!
‘I Heart Willie’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Public Domain Bore Read More
Constant Readers might delight in such a gallows humor-type Stephen King adaptation. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘The Monkey’!
Osgood Perkins’s ‘The Monkey’ (Non-Spoiler Review) – A Perfect Imperfect Stephen King Adaptation Read More
A third entry in a critically acclaimed series that doesn’t match what came before. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Paddington In Peru’!
‘Paddington In Peru’ Non-Spoiler Review | Slightly Inferior Sequel Is Still Wonderfully Enjoyable Read More