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“While hints of greatness can abound, too much style over substance typically makes any film fall flat.” Read our full review of ‘HIM’!
‘HIM’ Non-Spoiler Review – Attaching Jordan Peele And Monkeypaw Won’t Save Your Film Read More
‘Bad Haircut’ premiered at Fantastic Fest yesterday, and despite its familiar storytelling, the indie film “doesn’t feel derivative”!
‘Bad Haircut’ (Fantastic Fest) Non-Spoiler Review – A Killer Haircut Read More
‘Beast of War’ premiered at Fantastic Fest this weekend, and it is “constantly trying to be more than the sum of its parts”!
‘Beast Of War’ (Fantastic Fest) Non-Spoiler Review – A Cheap But Charming Shark Survival Thriller Read More
“[A] horror film about who has truly gained the upper hand and who is nothing more than a pawn…” Read our review of ‘Night of the Reaper’!
‘Night Of The Reaper’ (Shudder) Non-Spoiler Review – A Creatively Ambitious Niche Horror Film Read More
“[A] lifeless, dull, and poor way to end this once exciting film series.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’!
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Disappointing End To The Horror Franchise Read More
“[L]ife is a strange and fickle thing.” Read our full spoiler review of Darren Aronofsky and Charlie Huston’s ‘Caught Stealing’!
‘Caught Stealing’ Spoiler Review – The Most Stylistic Film Of The Summer Read More
“[A] somewhat frustrating thriller that starts out promising but fizzles out so much…” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Relay’!
‘Relay’ Non-Spoiler Review – An Intriguing Thriller Before A Ridiculous Climax Read More
Samara Weaving is, yet again, the standout as the lead role of her newest project. Read our full review of ‘Eenie Meanie’!
‘Eenie Meanie’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Fun Heist Film Made For The Big Screen Read More
“[A] parody of the typical comic book movie that’s popular these days.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘The Toxic Avenger’!
‘The Toxic Avenger’ (2025) Non-Spoiler Review – The Year’s Most Necessary, Mind-Shattering, & Jaw-Removing Superhero Film Read More
“[A] waste of the bevy of talent on- and off-screen.” Read our full non-spoiler review of Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke’s ‘Honey Don’t’!
‘Honey Don’t’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Unsure Film About Loneliness And Paranoia Read More