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A ‘Die Hard’ copy that unfortunately fails to take advantage of its premise. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Cleaner’!
‘Cleaner’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Dull ‘Die Hard’ Derivative Read More
A goofy indie slasher flick that “needs to just pick a lane.” Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘I Heart Willie’!
‘I Heart Willie’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Public Domain Bore Read More
Scott Derrickson and Zach Dean’s feature film appears like games from the PS3 era. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘The Gorge’!
‘The Gorge’ Non-Spoiler Review – Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None Read More
A straightforward sophomore arc for Netflix’s dark fantasy anime series. Read our full review of ‘Castlevania: Nocturne’ Season 2!
‘Castlevania: Nocturne’ Season 2 (Netflix Review) – A Fine Continuation And Conclusion Read More
Leigh Whannell and Christopher Abbott make this body horror flick worth the watch. Read our full non-spoiler review of ‘Wolf Man’!
Leigh Whannell And Corbett Tuck’s ‘Wolf Man’ (Non-Spoiler Review) – A Flawed But Entertaining Take On A Classic Read More
Arguably the best superhero film of 2024 in fulfilling enough of the genre conventions. Read our full review of ‘Sonic The Hedgehog 3’!
‘Sonic The Hedgehog 3’ Non-Spoiler Review – Taking The Franchise To New Heights Read More
Aaron Taylor Johnson, Russell Crowe, Ariana DeBose, and the rest of the cast cannot save this movie. Read our review of ‘Kraven The Hunter’!
‘Kraven The Hunter’ Non-Spoiler Review – A Forgettable And Skippable Conclusion To Solo Spider-Man Villain Movies Read More
“Add on top a sprinkling of surreal imagery, and you get a film that can be hard to parse…” Read our review of Luca Guadagnino’s ‘Queer’!
Luca Guadagnino’s ‘Queer’ (Non-Spoiler Review) – A Messy Melancholic Look At Relationships Read More
A solid start to the DC Universe but with structural and aesthetic issues. Read our full review of James Gunn’s ‘Creature Commandos’!
James Gunn’s ‘Creature Commandos’ (Non-Spoiler Review) – A Solid Yet Imperfect Reboot To The DC Universe Read More
An intense return to form. Read our full non-spoiler review of Netflix, Riot Games, and Fortiche’s ‘Arcane’ Season 2!
‘Arcane’ Season 2 Premiere Non-Spoiler Review – An Intense Return For The Award-Winning Video Game Television Series Read More